Altman

A type of person who shows extreme dad like qualities and loves to roast people and trigger Low-life Ians.

Dude that Altman straight roasted that Low-Life Ian.

by Another FSM Follower December 1, 2016

Altman

A female that seems to be a modern day Harpy, unless he is the right man, her number one. she tends to get involved with a male for the right reasons, but has no intention of fulfilling her words. thinks very logically, is very smart, and incredible in the sack. she loves to vacuum. :P

wow, should have figured she was an Altman

by Book111 December 9, 2008

Altman

To make a decision, and then recant at the worst possible time, thereby leaving your supporters in the lurch.

Stems from Dana Altman, basketball coach, agreeing to become Head Coach at the University of Arkansas. Within 8 hours of his introductory press conference, Altman changed his mind and returned to Creighton University.

by Bill90210 December 27, 2007

altman

silmultaniously farting, shitting, pissing and smelling like shit

wow that kid is an altman

by nosehtam yerffoeg February 18, 2005

Altman Drunk

Getting hammered at your law partners' Christmas party and blowing a .242 BAC.

Dude, did you hear that Bobby got a DUI? He was Altman Drunk!

by Sally Dally February 16, 2009

Luke Altman

A sexy beast that stalks hot guys to have sexual intercourse with.

The boy was Luke Altmaning around the hot guys house.

by the anal hole January 5, 2013

Sam Altman

He said A.I. is kind of shit

Hym "You're NOT kind of shit Sam Altman... You're entirely shit! Retarded bitch. Hey, you know why it doesn't work better? Well, if you used my shit, I do. If you didn't use my shit... Then, yeah, I have no idea. I don't know. It probably has something to do with the fact that it was made by a retarded bitch."

by Hym Iam March 20, 2024