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douche boner machine 

someone who is a tool or a jock or just a plain old fag.
1.what a douche boner machine.
2. dont be a douche boner machine
3. he is a douche boner machine
douche boner machine by longboards September 19, 2009

douchebonner 

to have a bonner while being a douche.
"wow look at that douchebonner!"
douchebonner by King Citrus February 21, 2010
1) matter that is going to die because they are not one with Divinity

2) the act of not doing what one is told to do to better the species.
Yeshua: Lucifer don't be a douchbone because you can't creati a new Universe; desire nothing from this world to the next.

Lucifer: I am a douchbone because I am not one with Divinity; death awaits me.
douchbone by Ladonna Mae Demont September 29, 2007

douchebonnet 

The driver of a truck that has a crappy bonnet on it.
"That guy is such a douchebonnet."
douchebonnet by Iesus Christus March 18, 2008

Douchebonic Plague 

The feeling like everyone around you is a douchebag .

Groups of people jumping on board of a stupid fad .

The rapid spread of douchebaggery .
Watching a group of kids dabbing made me leave immediately before I caught the Douchebonic Plague . .
Douchebonic Plague by DDT4U September 14, 2016
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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