Chris Crinkle 

its a new term used when you make a mistake when tattooing someone,or you see a very bad tattoo its becoming widely used in tattoo shops all around north america

"did you see that tattoo? someone chris crinkled that one"
"oh man the colour and linework is horrible,I really chris crinkled it"

Chris Crinkle by Craig_E January 11, 2008

Chris Crinkle 

Chris Crinkle (Noun)
And inflatable Santa Clause lawn or roof onament that is partially or completely deflated.

Thanks to the neighbor kid's bb gun I am now the proud owner of Chris Crinkle.

Chris Crinkle by coctopus January 8, 2007

Chris Crinkle 

A girl is giving a man a blow job and right before he blows his load she slaps her cheeks. Then when she pulls of he ejaculates al over her mouth and chin, giving her a beard and rossie cheeks.

Yo nolan when you mom was blowing me last night i gave her a chris crinkle.

Chris Crinkle by PatMan629 December 18, 2007

Chris Cringle Cooked

When you get so fried off the ganja weed that you age 45 years and become the man whom delivers the presents to the children. You grow a beard of kush and fly away off a cloud off cannabis gas.

I got so chris cringle cooked last night that when I woke up, I had a full white beard and had to shave it off!

Chris Cringle Cooked by Kloppersfloppers April 1, 2019

Cris Crinkled 

The wrinkle your butt gets when your pooping and a cockroach climbs up your butt

Aw man! I just got Cris crinkled by the cockroach! Shucks!

Cris Crinkled by cholsdi September 17, 2016