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Electric Blanket 

When a man has a vibrating dildo inserted into his anus, and lies upon a woman and has anal sex with her. Thus she receives the transmissions from the dildo in the mans ass, rendering her in a state of orgasmic ecstacy.
J : Last night i gave my girfriend an electric blanket.
M: Dude didn't that hurt you?
J: Yeah but she loved it.
Electric Blanket by ElectricFuton February 21, 2010
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Electric Blanket 

When an overweight man has sex with a petite woman, where it is required for the man to lift his fat in order to fornicate, inevitably covering the woman and keeping her warm during the boinking session(s).
Guy A: So did you give her the Electric Blanket last night?

Guy B: Once I plugged it in, she was warm all night!
Electric Blanket by Matt SR December 10, 2007

Reverse Electric Blanket 

The Electric Blanket, but with a fat woman and a smaller man.
She almost smothered me with her flying fat, it was a total Reverse Electric Blanket!
Reverse Electric Blanket by Matt SR December 10, 2007

Electric Man Blanket 

For use in the Winter Months, a male that goes to bed about an hour before you (to warm it up), cuddles you throughout the night and leaves and hour before you wake up. Much, much like the "Winter Boyfriend" but a lot less maintenance.

Also good to keep you warm when your gaming.

Often referred to as an E.M.B.
Gosh my beds cold but I don't want to have to pick up a dude." "Electric Man Blanket?" "Mmmm EMB
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026