Count Crapula

"Oh no I've just been bitten by Count Crapula and soon I will turn into some poo"

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Dude In Bed Sheet: Are you comin' trick or treating or what brah?
Dude Wrapped In Toilet Paper: Wait up five minutes, I gotta take a Count Crapula!

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Count Chapula

Common phrase at UPenn to describe a girl that gives blowjobs with either A. a lot of teeth or B. chapped/dry lips

"Hey I heard you hooked up with Amy..."
"Yeah, it sucked though. She was a total Count Chapula."

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The king of cap. Lies and frauds nonstop. A total renob

Alberto is count capula about his running!

count capula by Richflex February 8, 2023

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A terrifying legend that haunts the streets of h-block about a vampire like crip who opps people up at 3 am with his blicktendo and throws up the 4s.

"RUN! IT'S COUNT CRIPULA!"

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