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walking stiff

When a man's penis is so large he must duct-tape it to his chest, he is said to be walking stiff.
John was walking stiff at the nursing home.
walking stiff by Joey Orgler 3 October 24, 2008

spiffwalker

Spiffwalker
1) (adj.) A handsome fellow, sexy, attractive
2) A person who loves nature
Example #1

Girl 1: Did you see that guy in your PL/I seminar?

Girl 2: Yeah, he was a spiffwalker.
Girl 1: GO TALK TO HIM...now.

Example # 2

As the spiffwalker watched the sunset he opened his arms to the warmth of the sun.

spiffwalker

1) A person who walks Spiff like
2) A person you know who doesn't return your message.
Example # 1

That person is a spiffwalker.

Example #2

Darnit, that meanie is a spiffwalker. I sent him a message, HE NEVER RESPONDED.
spiffwalker by Revengeofthespiff August 22, 2011
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026