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Twat on a Fishcake 

Expression of angry suprise. User is as shocked as he would be if he found one.
"Ten quid for a pint! Twat on a fishcake!!"

Wankmongering Twatfish 

Used to insult a person with whom you have a severe dislike.
Rob lyons: hey
Me: you sir, are a wankmongering twatfish
Rob: hhuuuuurrrrrgggghhhh

twatfish 

A twat, that smells like fish.

Often used as an offensive term or insult. Meaning as an annoying individual.
Ex.1.

"How was Jessica last night?"
"Not good, man. Twatfish."
"Ugh!"
Ex. 2.

"Man, Kadie is so bitchy lately."
"I know right, total twatfish."
twatfish by inmylifetime September 13, 2011

twatfish 

sperm, semen, the guys, seeds, man milk.
joe: hey man you can have sloppy seconds if you want..

mike: hell no i dont want anyones twatfish on my member
twatfish by the deviant December 13, 2003

Twatfish 

The fishes that swim in gapping hole that is Robinka’s mamma’s vagine.
That’s a pretty twatfish, but oh my good the smell!
Twatfish by Honky Hank III December 19, 2023
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026