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Red Forman 

Man who will stick his foot up your ass. Origin: That 70's Show.
If you crash the Vista Cruiser, Eric...I'll crash -my- foot into -your- ass.

Red Forman 

Born Reginald Albert Forman in 1927, a fictional character played by Kurtwood Larson Smith on the kick-ass comedy That 70s Show (originally aired on FOX) who always threatens to stick his foot up someone's ass. Father of Eric and Laurie Forman. World War II veteran. Truly dissapointed in his son for being a wimpy nerd. Always calls Eric and his friends "dumbass"es.
Bob Pinciotti: Thanks Red. If I had some mistletoe, I'd kiss ya.
Red Forman: And if I had some mistlefoot, it'd be up your ass.
Red Forman by whatserface November 25, 2007

Red Forman 

The sexual act of inserting ones toes and foot into someone's asshole and thrusting in and out, as if you were fingering it
I'm feeling freaky today. Will you give me a Red Forman?
Red Forman by NotSicko May 29, 2016

Red Foreman 

Character on ''That 70's Show'' who is constantly threatening to ''stick my foot in your ass'' He is awesome, and calls Eric a ''Dumbass''
1.''Eric, you should read my foot's biography entitled, 'My foot's journey to your ass'''--Red Foreman
2.''Eric, you drilled a hole in my floor. Now I'm my foot's gonna drill a hole in your ass''--Red Foreman
3.''Eric, you're a dumbass''--Red Foreman

reformant 

one who makes or creates change. a revisionist, a revolutionary, a repeat informant.
street reformant, hope reformant, avoid repeat informants
reformant by crza_crx June 18, 2007