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Edleritis 

When one engages in sexual activity with and edler causing body defects and other severe mental and physical abnormalities.
Client: whats wrong with me?
Doctor: Well what are your symptoms?
Client: My teeth have gone crooked, my face is all jacked up, I'm growing a uni-boob, and my penis has decreased in mass and girth.
Doctor: Well I'm sorry but it sounds to me like you have a case of stage 2 Edleritis.
Edleritis by Blake Denver January 5, 2009
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Edleritis 

When one engages in sexual activity with an Edler causing body defects and other severe mental and physical abnormalities.
Client: whats wrong with me?
Doctor: Well what are your symptoms?
Client: My teeth have gone crooked, my face is all jacked up, I'm growing a uni-boob, and my penis has decreased in mass and girth.
Doctor: Well I'm sorry but it sounds to me like you have a case of stage 2 Edleritis.
Edleritis by Blake Denver November 8, 2007

Elleitis 

A disease made by elle which causes u unable to type it's very contagious and it causes you to be denki
I have elleitis
Elleitis by yuhyuhariola May 25, 2021

Edvertisement

An Edvertisement is an advertisement that is intended to educate the individual about the product and or service. While it is intended to help in the purchase process of a product or service, it's first function is to educate on a topic relating to that product or service, with the second function being to prompt the person to act on the material and make a purchase decision.
The edvertisement for the paint roller will teach the individual that the best practice for applying a coat of paint is to state the roller. The fact that our roller allows for 25% more paint to be drawn into the fiber is the selling point.
Edvertisement by SH21 May 29, 2023

Respiratory neurologic hemorrhagic hepatitis encephalitis enteritis gastrointestinal spongiform summa defectum 

Respiratory neurologic hemorrhagic hepatitis encephalitis enteritis gastrointestinal spongiform summa defectum is a rare and severe chronic clinical disease symptoms usually lead to pain scale level: 10 and agonizing death. Subjects experiencing the illness often lay report pain all over the abdominal cavity and extreme pain in the cranium internally.

All further data of the disease have been redacted for the sake of patient confidentiality.
“Patient experienced ‘Respiratory neurologic hemorrhagic hepatitis encephalitis enteritis gastrointestinal spongiform summa defectum’ during surgery.”

“It is advised not to touch the body of patients with Respiratory neurologic hemorrhagic hepatitis encephalitis enteritis gastrointestinal spongiform summa defectum.”

“ Respiratory neurologic hemorrhagic hepatitis encephalitis enteritis gastrointestinal spongiform summa defectum is usually lethal and no cure have been made successfully the best way is to euthanize.”
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026