shantom

The Phantom Shits. The Ass Heaves.

Describes the phenomenon of feeling you need to take a dump only to find that nothing will come out.

After drinking all night, I've got the worse case of the Shantoms.

by Steven Fellows October 19, 2007

Shantoms

A random kid who is also a shanty poor kid

1. A poor kid who is as poor as he is random.

Omg these shantoms!

by Warplex February 1, 2011