eBSoD 

(e)nhanced (B)lue (S)creen (o)f (D)eath.
The new and updated version of the Blue Screen of Death (BSOD) released with Microsoft Windows 2000 and used also in Microsoft Windows XP.
The eBSoD is characterized by either/both a nicer font and/or the logo of the Micosoft Windows version you are using.

Me: Loading program
Computer: eBSoD
Me: WTF! Well lets try this again.

eBSoD by Harbinger October 27, 2007

esoderec 

esoderec

Stereotype for Local middle aged man, works at the Local gas station, and he who lives in his mothers basement, with little to no ambition to work his way out of it.

Probably has a larger than life ego, that does not match his life experience and skill levels. He has strong opinions but somehow blames all his unfortunate life circumstances on others, but yet is eager to point out how everyone should adjust their own life.

Is probably dating a close family member, and you are quite unsure about the whole thing.

What a frustrating thing when you realize that you are an esoderec

My cousin is dating an esoderec, how do I deal with that fact?

esoderec by Derick goudet July 9, 2020

EBOD 

An acronym for the phrase, "Eat a bag of Dicks"

As in: Dicks. Eat them.

This phrase can convey almost any meaning or emotion, including extremes such as gleefulness or depression, apathetic nonchalance or unbridled enthusiasm. The true power of the phrase is in its' comedic timing.

"Can you help me move next week?"
"EBOD, dude."

EBOD by Skyblue902 June 16, 2012

Esodophobia 

Fear of losing your virginity.

Ex.1: She was kinda a prude 'cause she had esodophobia.

Ex.2: "That bitch wouldn't sleep with me, she must have esodophobia."

Esodophobia by ShelbyKilljoyy April 4, 2012

Ebsorlaftic 

Something that is so freaking awesome it is made of epic win.

THAT CAT IS SO FREAKING EBSORLAFTIC!!!!

Ebsorlaftic by Catherates May 29, 2009

ebgod 

Acronym used by boys ususlly in the teen phase to be a "secrets code" or a Snapchat group chat with the boys. E- every b-bitch g-gets o-our d-dick. Basically every bitch gets our dick.

Jalen- "yo EBGOD with Mercedes"

Kaleb-"hell yeah EBGOD with Kiley"

Sebastian-"yo check the EBGOD gc on snap"
Damyian-"hell yea bro EBGOD"

ebgod by Kileyyyyy May 29, 2017

Esodeds 

Stringy, dirty hair. Mostly, but not limited to, young white guys trying to be Island.

Gah! Look at the pasty with his Esodeds! He should just wash his hair already.

Yeah but he says his auntie is from Trini

Esodeds by Caution_Tosser August 30, 2018