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chocolate toe 

one definition for chocolate toe is to put your toe in a guys ass while sucking his dick.
boy: "do you wanna get chocolate?"
girl: "a chocolate what"
boy: "toe"
Girl: "oh, haha, i want a chocolate toe"
chocolate toe by max singerline January 23, 2009

Chocolate Toe Jam

When one person jams their big toe in the other persons asshole and then the receiver of the jamming proceeds to lick it clean.
“Bro my girl gave me a Chocolate Toe Jam last night, now my asshole hurts and I have a funny aftertaste in my mouth.”

Chocolate covered camel toe 

When a woman or trans man poops themselves and the poop travels down the gooch and creeps into and on the surface of the vagina.
Oopsie I just got myself a chocolate covered camel toe

chocolatette 

a woman whose hair is so dark brown its almost black but not quite. so named because it resembles the color of the fur on a chocolate lab.
Kathy is a chocolatette.
chocolatette by Deep blue 2012 October 26, 2009

ChocolateTeabag 

The act of tea bagging the top of your lover's head only to realize they had poop in their hair.
"I tea bagged the hell outta him BUT turns out it was the ol' ChocolateTeabag"
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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