Samtionary 

A collection of normally incoherent words, phrases, and actions that have come into use due to the idiosyncrasies common in certain individuals such as the village idiot, who can be classified as Samish or the like.

Wow Samantha, I can't believe you jumped off that thing. See, you got hurt! That was so stupid, and that...whatever it was you yelled, thats for sure going in the Samtionary!

Samtionary by Phil #2 October 24, 2007

Stationary starvation 

A restaurant where no one gets fed and the employee turnover is higher than anywhere else. Instead of A Moveable Feast Natural Cafe' and health store.

Stationary starvation is the worst restaurant I have ever been to. Service is so bad.

Stationary starvation by PWS27 April 8, 2017

shaqtionary 

The shaqtionary is the book that will be used to document all of the words that Shaquille O'Neal manages to create during his scrabble games.

Shaq - "T-I-C. Shaqtastic. 29 points."
Stu - "Uh, how did you get so many Q's?"
Shaq - "Don't worry about it. My turn again. S, what do you know. Shaqtus."
Stu - "I guess we'll just have to add those to the shaqtionary."

shaqtionary by kennypowers February 16, 2009

Urban Sextionary 

What the name of this site should actually supposed to be.

Urban dictionary is ruined as 99.999% of the definitions are related to sex. It should be renamed to Urban sextionary.

Urban Sextionary by Saitama 777 November 19, 2020

urban shitionary 

a reference to any made up bullshit words that get added to urban dictionary just so someone can say i put that on there even though its not original, clever or funny.

Sylacauga , thats such an urban shitionary post

urban shitionary by Soulwalrus May 20, 2009

Stationary bike potato

Person who watches television while working out at home on a stationary bike, on the base of a rating system in which tv shows get labeled as "worth watching from the couch" or "can totally be seen during exercise".

The tv shows belonging to this last category are watched just to keep track of the story while waiting for the occasional good episode that justifies remaining attached to a series that outrunned it's original concept, or for that one-per-episode cool computer graphic effect. They can be followed just fine by listening and looking at the screen every 5 seconds or so. In the case of movies, they usually are cheap B movies often downloaded from the internet or rented by mistake.

The key concept of this activity is multitasking, originating from the fact that:
a) one has not enough couch-time to watch tv from a sitting position
b) one lacks the determination to stay put and watch a now boring show just to see how it ends
c) one wants something to distract him from the pains of fat-burning.

See also: treadmill potato, elliptical potato.

Tim: John, long time no see! Did you lose weight?

John: I really needed to free some space on my TiVo, so i stationary bike potato'ed my way through the last season of Prison break and Heroes.
--
Michael: Well, time to go, i need to burn some fat.
Ryan: The office is on tonight, are you gonna watch it while you exercise?
Michael: Hey, i might be a stationary bike potato, but The office will *always* get some couch time from me.

Stationary bike potato by keichix November 1, 2009

The Stationary Stan 

Instead of a regular handjob in which the woman does the work, she will simply hold her hand out while the man does a thrusting motion into it. Like a backwards handjob.

"Dude, I tried out the Stationary Stan the other day. It was more work for me but it felt awesome!"

The Stationary Stan by Conmad25 February 19, 2009