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Gettysburg Sausage

A foot-long top-cut hot dog roll filled snugly with a breaded and deep-fried type 3 or 4 on the Bristol Stool Scale.
Davenport: Did you see the yokel farmhands eating Gettysburg Sausages for lunch?

Battlefield Tourist: Yeah, I hope they choked on them! They were too lazy to help me after they saw my family and I being robbed by street gang members in Gettysburg.

Gettysburger 

A grilled 1/2 lb. slab of horse manure in between a kaiser roll.
I was driving to an important city and I stopped in Gettysburg because I really really had to take a dump. Anyway, I saw this place that served "Gettysburgers" and all the locals raved about them, they were awful, they smelled like a cesspool full of night soil.

gettysburg 

At the pool party, the b-boys decided to make it a true party by gettysburging.

gentstudent

Most legendary Snapchat account to ever exist created by students for students. On this account it’s about party drugs and a lot of exiting pictures of good looking girls

Especially for Dutch and Belgium people
Have you seen gentstudent Snapchat story?
gentstudent by Dokter aarsvet February 21, 2019

Gentsgiving 

The holiday that aligns directly with the American observation of 'Thanksgiving" in which one pays visit to ones local Gentleman's Club to spread cheer, drink beer and most importantly hold company with those closest. And boobs.
Don't miss Gentsgiving this year, and remember to always Suit Up!
Gentsgiving by DubCeeDictionary December 23, 2011

Gettysburg Hat-Trick 

In reference to the opening line of the Gettysburg Address "Four score and seven years ago...", it is when an athlete scores 4 times in one game.
Dude, did you see how Fitzy is playing? He's on fire.

Yeah man, he's scored 4 goals already. That's a Gettysburg Hat-Trick.
Gettysburg Hat-Trick by Banangy February 14, 2013