A foot-long top-cut hot dog roll filled snugly with a breaded and deep-fried type 3 or 4 on the Bristol Stool Scale.
Davenport: Did you see the yokel farmhands eating Gettysburg Sausages for lunch?
Battlefield Tourist: Yeah, I hope they choked on them! They were too lazy to help me after they saw my family and I being robbed by street gang members in Gettysburg.
I was driving to an important city and I stopped in Gettysburg because I really really had to take a dump. Anyway, I saw this place that served "Gettysburgers" and all the locals raved about them, they were awful, they smelled like a cesspool full of night soil.
Most legendary Snapchat account to ever exist created by students for students. On this account it’s about party drugs and a lot of exiting pictures of good looking girls
The holiday that aligns directly with the American observation of 'Thanksgiving" in which one pays visit to ones local Gentleman's Club to spread cheer, drink beer and most importantly hold company with those closest. And boobs.