dont answer
dont answer by louis dog October 16, 2007
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Don't answer that
Don't answer that by MissPotatoHead August 26, 2010
National Don't Answer at Your Scheduled Time Day
Today July 12th is the day you will schedule an interview and then not show up, as a way to communicate with the world your pride in being an unprofessional, unemployable jerk
"Oh, Happy National Don't Answer at Your Scheduled Time Day! I'm so glad you decided not to observe this holiday, and feel we can be the best of friends."
National Don't Answer at Your Scheduled Time Day by elemenopeeeee July 12, 2022
Don’t ask questions you don’t want the answers to
It’s usually the answer you don’t want to know.
Another form of Tom Krause’s quote
“never ask questions you don’t want to know the answers to” but more suited for using in conversation.
Often used by cheating girlfriends and wives after hoeing around.
Another form of Tom Krause’s quote
“never ask questions you don’t want to know the answers to” but more suited for using in conversation.
Often used by cheating girlfriends and wives after hoeing around.
Mark: Hey babe, where were you last night?
Susan: Don’t ask questions you don’t want the answers to
Mark: Sucked off your ex, didn’t you?
Susan: Don’t ask questions you don’t want the answers to
Mark: Sucked off your ex, didn’t you?
Don’t ask questions you don’t want the answers to by Pushover42069 January 22, 2020
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026