Sexual act where the woman defecates on the man's mouth, smears the faeces around it creating a "beard" (or smears it on an existing beard) then sprinkles 100's and 1000's on it and licks it off.
by CrazyGoat July 20, 2008
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by CrazyGoat826 October 22, 2007
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