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lobstered 

to get beaten badly in a game or sport.Or to get pinched or hit by a lobster
1.Dude,that noob got lobstered.
2.dang i got lobstered by that lobster
lobstered by Alex Gonzalez September 22, 2005

LOBSTERED 

If an individual has started dating someone with the intent to have a relationship and has intentionally lied, mislead or misrepresented themselves and meets 3 or more of the following requirements.The offender in question is a lobster and the the unaware person has been lobstered.

1. Has no INCOME.
2. Does not have HOUSING.
3. Does not DRIVE.
4. Is not currently/graduated from COLLEGE.
5. Is in 2 or more SEXUAL relationships.
6. DRUG addict.
7. 2 or more BABY daddies/mommas.
8. On PROBATION/FELON.
9. Involved in ILLEGAL activities.
10. An online EXHIBITIONIONIST.
"I've been dating this guy I met online and he was a total LOBSTER. I found out he just got out of prison, has 4 kids, is a pill head, 2 girlfriends, no job and he's not a High School graduate. I can't believe I got LOBSTERED !."
LOBSTERED by Anthonio Von Swagger. January 10, 2014

Lobstered 

An Alternative word for jumpscaring someone
Mainly used when a lobster is used for the jumpscare
Me: Here is a lobster
Friend: AAAAAAAA!!!
Me: Lobstered
Lobstered by averyoriginalusername September 8, 2022

lobstered 

To have a commercially sourced lobster comedically placed in ones privately owned pool. The practice of lobstering originated in the late 1900s before lobsters were seen as delicacy.
I fucking hate John. Don’t worry I lobstered his house for you yesterday.
lobstered by KyHavers June 26, 2023

lobstered-up 

When a person becomes very drunk, has a bad reaction and becomes beet-red in the face for the remainder of the night.
We were doing shots of Patron for about an hour. All of us were quite drunk and one of my buddies actually became lobstered-up. The chicks that were with us were concerned he was having a heart attack, but he told them to shut up and even magooed one of them.
lobstered-up by Shawneee! March 16, 2009

Rock lobstered 

verb: you go absolutely ape when rock lobster comes on and lose your belongings and break things
i just rock lobstered my earrings off in the car