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As one of the world's lesser known, yet great acronyms, this is a one-word abbreviation for the more lengthy instruction, 'Fuck Off Bastard, You're A Cunt'. However, acronyms have been entered into the Oxford-English dictionary dating back as far as William Shakespeare and therefore. it is accepted that as one word, FOBYAC may still be accepted.

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When establishing that one is in the presence of a person who is somewhat, (grossly), disliked, they may be invited to "FOBYAC". In this manner, the word may be used in the clear satisfaction of knowing that as few will understand it's true meaning, no street fight wil ensue. Indeed, walking up to an officer of the law, a copper, police officer, or even an immigration official, (see wanker), one can use the word and be faced merely with a confused look. In this respect, as opposed to better known and wider understood and employed expletives, complete safety for one's person will ensue.
FOBYAC by Drofnas Trebor April 20, 2007
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Stands for..Fuck off BOLLOCKS your a cunt
Often heard on the football terraces to the tune of the old music hall favorite "My old man said follow the van". eg "My old man said be a (insert name of despised team) fan, I said fuck off bollocks, your a cunt" There then follows some more to the song, which soon fads out as fewer and fewer people know the words, but goes like this.."we run the(again insert team, this time another one) in half a minute, we took the (name of part of football stadium for 3rd team) end, with the (3rd hated team!!)in it, we run em, we done em..."....in the words of Doyle Lonnegan "Ya folla?"

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fobyac by Rob Liss August 30, 2007
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My roommate is from Cyprus, we call him fobface because he has no idea of what's going on.
fobface by Class of 1964 February 17, 2003
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
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love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
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slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
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