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What you get when you hire a gargoyle or goblin (some say any summoned monster) to do you web design.
Rick: What up man? Did you see my new website?
Carl: Yea shit was tight, but whats with all the stone gray?
Rick: Oh thats all the gontent from that fuckin gargoyle that I hired. I asked for level 8 and got a level 5. Whatever shit is cheaper than freelancers.
Gontent by beaumeezy August 3, 2007
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Gotential 

When a person has the ability to be a Go-Getter in life but won't use it because they're lazy.
Hambone has a lot of Gotential but he will never use it to get what he wants because he's lazy--yet, he is always complaining about what he doesn't have.
Gotential by DuVay Knox January 21, 2023
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Gootentight 

1. Term said to mean "German Virgin"
2. Golf term stating how close you like your shot to be to the pin.
3. German Tourqe spec
1. Man, that chicks pussy was gootentight.
2. I need this shot to be like a german hooker, gootntight!
3. Make sure those bolts are Gootentight!
Gootentight by CrazyGolferfuck! November 24, 2005
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026