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Trolling for Dick

Trolling for Dick (abbreviated as TFD) is a joke/insulting reference to the popular website Chatroulette that pairs random strangers for webcam-based conversations.

Due to the odd anonymous exhibitionist nature of many males who use this site, one who visits Chatroulette are quickly introduced to penis. No matter how many times one clicks 'Next' the penis lies in wait, in various shapes, sizes, and colors being stroked, slapped, choked, petted, or merely just hanging out.

This overabundance of penis on Chatroulette is commonly referred to as 'Trolling for Dick' as you can never truly be free of the penis of a random stranger via Chatroulette's easily (and unfortunately) turned on webcam user base.
"Hey what are you and Sam doing tonight?"
"Oh just Trolling for Dick, you know Chatroulette."

"That girl just nexted me, what the hell?"
"It's okay man, she's just Trolling for Dick."

"Why the hell is that 14 year old on Chatroulette? Is he trolling for dick or what?"
Trolling for Dick by The Moyer April 7, 2010

Trolling for Dick

Function: verb

From Trolling; angling by drawing a baited line through the water, + Dick, obscene terms for penis.

1) A behavior found in effeminate homosexual men looking for a hookup.

2) Using all means available to bait homosexual or heterosexuals into a sexual rendezvous.
a. Typically involves convincing strait men, blowjobs won’t make them gay.
Did you see that skinny clean dude walking down the street with his shirt off; stating everyone looks like trouble? He is really Trolling for Dick.

That guy in the bar just told me if he sucked my dick it would not make me gay, dude it totally Trolling for Dick.
Trolling for Dick by MNLaz August 4, 2007

Trolling for Dick

Function: verb

From Trolling; angling by drawing a baited line through the water, + Dick, obscene terms for penis.

1) A behavior found in effeminate homosexual men looking for a hookup.
2) Using all means available to bait homosexual or heterosexuals into a sexual rendezvous.
a. Typically involves convincing strait men, blowjobs won’t make them gay.
Did you see that skinny clean dude walking down the street with his shirt off; stating everyone looks like trouble? He is really Trolling for Dick.

That guy in the bar just told me if he sucked my dick it would not make me gay, dude it totally Trolling for Dick.
Trolling for Dick by MnLaz December 9, 2008
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026