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candijew 

A candidate for some position (i.e. President) that is also a Jew.
Mayor Bloomberg is considering being a candijew for president.
candijew by Lexfor July 19, 2007
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candijew 

A Jewish political candidate. Esp. for president.
Michael Bloomberg is a possible candijew for president in 2008.
candijew by Enits July 19, 2007

candijew 

A political candidate who is particularly Jewish.
Joe Liberman

"Candijew is a word, go look it up."
-Jon Stewart
candijew by MattF89 July 19, 2007

candijew 

A jewish political figure running for president.
"Mike Bloomberg could overcome his image as a...jewish bachelor jewish presidential Candijew." - Jon Stewart
candijew by MrPink007 July 19, 2007

Candi-jew 

According to Jon Stewart, a potential Presidential Candidate who is also Jewish. (aired June 2007)
1) Mike Bloomberg

2) "I really wish Jon Stewart would become a Candi-jew in the 2008 Presidential election!"
Candi-jew by Lizzybeth July 26, 2007
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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