freak tooth 

one who obtains a freakish toth that juts out and scrapes along the ground gathering all sorts of fecal matter and small african rodents.

"the fuck happened to that guys tooth?"
"Hey!"

freak tooth by thats sum funny shit September 11, 2003

freak tooth 

An implement used to open Cans

"The ring came off my pudding can"
"Take my freak tooth my good man"

freak tooth by Anonymous September 17, 2003