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Crabmeat Dick 

the smell or condition commonly attributed to an unclean penis or taint. this smell often ruminates through bar men's rooms and high school bathrooms/locker rooms alike.
Why Janice, what is that scent your wearing, might it be crabmeat dick?

Dude, you've got some serious crabmeat dick going on down there.
Crabmeat Dick by chesterdude87 December 17, 2008

Delco Crabmeat 

The inside dough of a soft pretzel without the outer “shell
This soft pretzel is burnt, I’ll have to just eat the Delco crabmeat.
Delco Crabmeat by Gearball August 17, 2023

crab meat 

The flabby skin or fat that jiggles around the tricep area. Usually found on women of all ages shapes and sizes.
Randy jiggled Missy's crab meat and she slapped him.
crab meat by americankickboxr March 26, 2007

immitation crab meat 

A person who is a Ho and tries to get with you but you have class so you reject their sexual offer.
After being asked if i would like to fuck this street thug i looked at him and said " i want some real dick not your immitation crab meat, " I said i wanted to go to pound town not disney land.
immitation crab meat by CAckbloxer September 2, 2019
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026