Usually a guy named Zachary. Has a dent in his fore head. Sucks his own cock. Pisses off people named Taylor. Doesn't know how to turn off his brights in the car. Likes to play with belly-button lint. Rubs belly when nervous. Always needs food.
by your.loving.fans July 3, 2010
I was going down on this chick and when I pulled open her beefy meat curtains, I noticed she still had a curtain rod in.
by Cunt Whistle McGreggor September 10, 2003
When a relationship goes bad and you want it to end fast, you fuck her in the ass, blow you load, then pull out your shit ridden cock and wipe it off on her curtains... then leave.
I wanted to break up with Jane last night , but the bitch gave me such a hard time about it..
so I gave her The Curtain Rod .She was stuck cleaning those shit stains for days.....
so I gave her The Curtain Rod .She was stuck cleaning those shit stains for days.....
by brooklyncityvinny March 23, 2014
When someone shits in a condom and freezes it.
The condom is then removed and feces are used as a dildo as it melts.
The condom is then removed and feces are used as a dildo as it melts.
by KDREV August 1, 2017
It’s where you shit in a condom tie the end in a knot and you have intercourse with the woman you’re with
by Jtaylor85 March 7, 2021