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Dick Train 

The act of three or more men having rear entry sex simultaneously and yelling "Dick" when they thrust so that they all penetrate in harmony. Similar to a big gay rowing boat, but on land.
Dick, dick, dick, dick, dick!

My ass really hurts after that dick train last night.
Dick Train by Brardor July 16, 2010

Dick Train 

An insult based on the combination of transportation methods and parts of the human anatomy, a great and innovative way to offend someone

Other variations of this word include Locomotive Dick
1) Lonsdale i hope you die you massive dick train

2) You, sir are a dick train

3) You massive locomotive dick
Dick Train by Smegson P Donnohugh October 21, 2008

Dick Train 

Any chaotic situation that is fucked up beyond repair.
"I was at Joe's house last night. Everyone was drunk, throwing up, fighting, it was a complete dick train..."

"Yeah, Steve called me over to help him move but his retard brother was there drunk. Turned into a complete dick train, wound up leaving."

"Yeah, I mean I try to vote and give a shit about politics but Washington, DC has become such a massive dick train, I don't see light at the end of the tunnel..."

"Dude, there's a cop following us"
"Fuck, I got weed.... All aboard the dick train..."
Dick Train by I_HATE_THE_TRUTH October 5, 2016

Dick Train 

An insult based on the combination of transportation methods and parts of the human anatomy, a great and innovative way to offend someone

Other variations of this word include Locomotive Dick
1) Lonsdale i hope you die you massive dick train

2) You, sir are a dick train

3) You massive locomotive dick
Dick Train by Smegson P Donnohugh October 18, 2008

Dick Train 

What people are on when they sayRidin’ with Biden”
Democrat: I’m Ridin’ with Biden.
Republican: So you like taking it up the ass on the dick train?
Dick Train by Jose Gozinia September 28, 2020

Trail Dick 

Mean-spirited person who doesn’t wear a mask while closely passing others on NY hiking trails during the Coronavirus/COVID 19 Pandemic.

Urban variant: MASKHOLE
Walking on the Rail Trail, Rick and Jan pulled on their masks when approaching an older man on a narrow turn. The older man wore no mask and scowled as he passed. Rick said, “What a trail dick. People could at least have the pretense to hang a mask around their necks.”
Trail Dick by LJCEE June 25, 2020