"I was at Joe's house last night. Everyone was drunk, throwing up, fighting, it was a
complete dick train..."
"Yeah, Steve called me over to help him move but his retard brother was there drunk. Turned into a
complete dick train, wound up leaving."
"Yeah, I mean I try to vote and give a shit about politics but
Washington, DC has become such a massive dick train, I don't see light at the end of the tunnel..."
"Dude, there's a cop following us"
"Fuck, I got weed.... All aboard the dick train..."