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alligatoring 

A house painter's term for a painted surface that has a pattern of heavy cracks in it, resembling alligator skin.
That old basement door should really be stripped, it's got a lot of alligatoring on it.
alligatoring by Cranky Mommy June 21, 2007
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Alligatoring 

When two females engage in the act of scissoring and lock arms and one female takes dominance and rolls like an alligator killing a gazel
Sam totally alligatored me lastnight, shit was wild

Alligatoring is such a workout, leaves me limping around after everytime
Alligatoring by Sammisosaa September 6, 2018

Alligatoring 

When you chomp somebodys pubic hairs off
Hey, do you guys like alligatoring?
Alligatoring by pufflord February 26, 2019

Alligating 

To 'alligate' is to have a photo taken of you with any object covering the bottom half of your face i.e. directly below the eyes. You can use bar menu's, statues, people, buildings or any manner of objects; the possibilities are endless.
**In a drunken haze**
Tom: "Holy shit look at that statue! Shall we do some alligating on it?"
Lennie "Yeh, lets do it"
Alligating by Jonzomobile October 16, 2009

Alligatorian

A period of time in which mutent cyborg Alligators ruled the world
"Alligators ruled during the Alligatorian period of 6490-7631"
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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