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Postinor 

Postinor is a brand name for a type of medicine. It is used for an emergency contraceptive. It produces endometrial changes unstuitable for implantation of fertilized egg. i.e. prevention of pregnancy
"Our contraceptive method failed last night..me and my boyfriend are a little bit worried."
"You can take Postinor as soon as possible. Get it in most of the pharmacy."
Postinor by Laicc June 7, 2007
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postnord 

Postnord, more like postmord. Is a Swedish Company, which is supposed to deliver your packages, but you never get them. Its a mystery.
Son: Dad? Where is my pokemon cards, i ordered them for like 9 months ago?!?

Dad: Its probably postnord.
postnord by rövinhalator69 February 19, 2021
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postminor 

Internet slang describing a young adult above age of majority but with the mentality and maturity of a minor.
I get she's 19 but she's still a postminor, still needs her parent's permission to go anywhere.
postminor by RonnyMcDonny May 23, 2023

postnord 

swedish and danish and Finnish post company
can you pick up my package at the postnord center
postnord by swedish cofe September 7, 2017
The act of noshing on some good good. Good good in this tense is up to interpretation. Most likely referring to a persons spicy butthole
Mark was looking so fine, I couldn’t help myself and had to postino his epic butthole
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026