An action done whilst operating a motor vehicle. On a Douche Cruise (noun), an individual or group(s) may have their windows rolled down while playing douchy music through their stereo on high volume - with full intent to attract attention to themselves. The Douche Cruise is usually performed in high-population areas in close proximity to other bystanders/pedestrians. The Douche Cruise is primarily done in vehicles thought to be “cool” or with significant modifications.
“Hey dude, let’s take your new whip on a Douche Cruise and pick up chicks!”
“Look at that guy on a Douche Cruise, his exhaust is sick!”
“Look at that guy on a Douche Cruise, his exhaust is sick!”
by 4OH3 June 28, 2018
wow, i didnt think he could do it, but he is no longer a douche canoe. He has reached the level of douche cruise ship.
by dingledick69 April 6, 2017
He is a douche cruise ship.
by Michelle_LS1 March 7, 2008