A gumbat is a simple design which can be reinterpreted in many ways.
In essence, a gumbat is a large piece of stick (a bat) covered in gum (preferably post-chewed, bubbalicious works best).
A gumbat is the most efficient of weapons because whilst one is beating an invidiual with the said bat, the gum will effectively rip off all of their body hair.
In essence, a gumbat is a large piece of stick (a bat) covered in gum (preferably post-chewed, bubbalicious works best).
A gumbat is the most efficient of weapons because whilst one is beating an invidiual with the said bat, the gum will effectively rip off all of their body hair.
Sarah: THAT HOE IS TALKING TO MY MAN!
Suz: take a fucking gumbat to her nappy-headed skull.
or, in more colloquial language
Bob: That math test was so hard, I felt like someone was beating me with a gumbat throughout the whole thing.
Suz: take a fucking gumbat to her nappy-headed skull.
or, in more colloquial language
Bob: That math test was so hard, I felt like someone was beating me with a gumbat throughout the whole thing.
by Sophie S May 7, 2007