poop-in-a-can

It's poop. In a can.

Hey Sam! Look at that poop-in-a-can!

by Jesse2009 March 26, 2007

poop can

Another name for a toilet.

I excused myself from the table to go use the poop can and drop the Cosby kids off at the pool.

by Wilson F. August 3, 2007

poop can

The terrible sounding vehicle exhaust. Usually accompanied by a rattling sound. Most commonly found on cars in which the driver wants the public to think their car is fast.

Yo, did you hear how terrible the poop can on that '92 Civic sounded?

by tearyouapart February 9, 2009

Gay bird poop in a can

Peeing in a man's ass and then immediately putting in a butt plug in his butt forcefully. Then, letting it marinate into a mix of poop and pee, similar to bird poop. After that, you proceed to rip out the butt plug like a ripcord out of a Beyblade and immediately put it into a can and throw it at said bird poop butt person.

Hey, remember when we did the classic 'gay bird poop in a can' to that pledge?

by Xanszu October 15, 2025