ass manager 

1. One who manages his/her anus to a high level of cleanliness
2. One who manages more than one anus at any given time, can also be described as an assmaster
3. One who has auhority over alot of anus's asif some sort of keeper of anus's only with permission are u allowed to use one.

1.T dude "Geeze this girl i went down had a seriously nice analhole, I was almost sure she was a definite ass manager"

2.P dude " Haha man I was loving it the other night I got three hot chicks and was managing their poop chute's all at the same time, fuck yeah"

3.M dude "I went upto this hot gurl last week and said you have a seriouesly nice ass wanna fuck, She said I should really speak to the ass manager about my request.
I was like wtf is an ass manager?"

ass manager by T Tone May 15, 2007

ass menagerie 

A varied mixture of ass. Something that is messed up in a variety of ways.

See also Linda

Linda has an ass menagerie of man lovers. Or, Linda loves an ass menagerie of men.

Linda is just a complete ass menagerie.

ass menagerie by Rave01 June 22, 2006

ass manage 

A person or behavior that brings the concept of micro manage to its logical culmination, that is, one who subjects complete and total anal domination over someone's ass or a collective group of asses.

colloquial
What a pimp does.

THOMAS: "My retardistic boss said that not only did I forget to properly format my TPS report, but I also used the stapler incorrectly in attaching it to the memo and should begin using Rogaine to 'offset the onset of premature balding'."
RICHARD: "Wow. It sounds like you're getting ass managed."
HARRISON: "Yes, this guy is definitely an ass manager."

I have to ass manage these hoes on 21st and Lewis.

ass manage by Danfield August 15, 2006

Management Ass 

The pain you get in your ass from sitting down too long.

I been sitting here playing video games for so long, I've gotten management ass.

Management Ass by HikerMan September 5, 2016