spuuj 

Spuuj, is another word for semen or spunk

"I hope my mum doesnt check my t-shirt, its covered in spuuj"

spuuj by Littlebilly May 7, 2007

spunjah 

One who is amazing at body boarding, charging every wave he/she see's. occasionally goes over the falls. cuts off all surfers he/she see's.

oh, brah, you see that spunjah, he stay shreading da waves.

spunjah by spunjah February 15, 2010

Spuuder 

A real faggot of a person

spuuder is a little nigga lmao

Spuuder by Ricky Adventure February 13, 2018

Spudjob 

When a girl "fucks" a potato. She inserts it into her vagina, and uses her cervix to suck it inside. The lips will slowly wrap around the potato, pulling it farther and farther inside.

John: I hear Melissa gets really lonely at night now that Tim is gone.
Steve: Yeah, I walked in on her giving a spudjob the other day.

Spudjob by Ya Boy, MicSwayney January 27, 2014

Spumjunctivitis 

An eye infection caused by a cum blast to the face.

Son of a bitch, last week my boy friend blew a load in my face now I have Spumjunctivitis.

Spumjunctivitis by Kingfish999 July 28, 2016

spuus 

An actual dumbass, who has no comprehension of what the fuck is happening around him; clueless. Lacking many sort of human intelligence.

Don’t drink the toilet water spuus!

spuus by DQbl1zzard October 26, 2020

Spujizzikum 

used by gay men to bake muffins believed to make it taste better. Spujizzikum is actually cum mixed with a sugar alternative. a man or woman can beg for your Spujizikum.

"oh baby i want you SPUJIZIKUM!"
" these muffins are dilicious!"
"they are made with spujizzikum!"
(woman vomits or gay man gets down on his knees and sucks)

Spujizzikum by SPUJIZZIKUM February 22, 2010