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A Swiss cartoon character occasionally referred to as Switzerland's Mickey Mouse.
I read a lot of globi books when i was little
Globi by Trixxter February 23, 2022
A swiss cartoon character, vaguely based on the family crest of house Gessler (viewable in the chappel of Kappeln). A blue humanoid bird with a beret and black and red checkered trousers.
Often used as a mild insult
P1: You are a Globi, why didnt you bring the onions from the Migros?
P2: Sorry my bad
Globi by Zeytoun_Akhdar May 2, 2025

globi body 

An overweight person whose fat is distributed in a bulging or otherwise odd fashion.
That globi body probably shouldn't wear that tight outfit!
globi body by Gametophyte November 12, 2015

Glob dang it, Danny!

Reaction to a certain ghost's mischief, usually Danny.
Who took my keys? Glob dang it, Danny!
Glob dang it, Danny! by zimmygirl777 September 3, 2022

Global Assault Yeet Squad

The Global Assault Yeet Squad (here on referred to as GAYS) is a low profile group of elite soldiers that will stop at nothing to stop their foes, the BBC (Bolivian Battlement Camp), who work alongside the JIZZ's (Juristrictive Informants of Zulu and Zanzibar). The GAYS work in various scenarios, most of them involving Autism Awareness Centers.
Example 1:

BBC Soldier #1: The Global Assault Yeet Squad is thwarting us!
BBC Soldier #2: We know! They're made up of some of the most elite soldiers in the World!

BBC Soldier #1: And that one autistic soldier has killed more than 100 soldiers in the span of the 3 minutes we've been defending this bridge.