Frodo: Hey, Gandalf, how do I get rid of this god damn ring?
Gandalf: My friend, you have to touch yourself at night without wearing the ring.
Gandalf: My friend, you have to touch yourself at night without wearing the ring.
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Sam: I was up all night. I might have to take a nap after breakfast.
Bil: No dude, just take a hit of gandalf and you'll be able to at least make it through second breakfast, elevensies, luncheon, and afternoon tea.
Pip: You shall not pass out.
Bil: No dude, just take a hit of gandalf and you'll be able to at least make it through second breakfast, elevensies, luncheon, and afternoon tea.
Pip: You shall not pass out.
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Get the gandalf mug.Supporting character in the Lord of the Rings trilogy. Gandalf is a wizard who "dies" in the first book but comes back in The 2 Towers. He helps Frodo, a hobbit, bring the one ring to Mordor, where it can be destroyed to save Middle Earth.
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by Larstait November 20, 2003
Get the gandalf mug.He's the sexy old magical wizard from Lord of the Rings. He's mad pimpin, just look at his pimp stick. He's been around for generations and just about everyone knows him! He must get what he wants when he wants, if you know what I mean ;)
Gandalf the mofoin' P.I.M.P and the lil dirty hobbit Frodo have a really close relationship. I wonder what happens in the bedroom at night time between both of them.
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