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Landsharking 

The practice of approaching one's ladyfriend at speed, leaning forward with hands together on one's head as a shark fin, ending with the insertion of this fin into her front bottom.
Jane: Hey Amy, how was the film last night?

Amy: Not bad. I guessed the ending. Tell you what though, Rob gave me a good old landsharking when I got home.

Jane: What a toerag!
Landsharking by neil thomas April 21, 2007
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Landsharking

When a cat moves along the floor by dragging itself using the floor or other objects, instead of using...well, their feet.
Look out bro, my cat is landsharking
Landsharking by Ubeenbamboozledson November 18, 2025

land sharking

a girl spreads her arms acros a wall thrusting her ass in the opposite direction, while a guy in the other end of the room has his arms above his head, in the shape of a shark fin, humming the "jaws" theme song. Then as fast as he can he sprints to the other end of the room and pelvic thrusts his dick into her ass, hoping he doesn't miss.
special fetures in 40 year old virgin. "land sharking"
land sharking by Jake Erenstoft August 16, 2006

Landsverking 

The act of staying home and protecting ones virginity

Named after the Landsverk L-60
Hey where is Alex? Oh he is Landsverking at home.
Landsverking by Someguyonaphone September 22, 2019

Lawnsharking 

When a person drives their car on another persons lawn or grass and proceeds to get a blowjob while parked on the lawn.
I drove Michelle to Lee Williams house so we can do a little Lawnsharking. I got that mother fucker good lol
Lawnsharking by The Truth and Legend February 27, 2010

landmarking 

To visit a place or area and take a picture of your back with your arms out. To face the world and leave your mark where you've visited.
"Hey, how was your trip to California?"
"It was awesome, check out this picture of me landmarking on Runyon Canyon"
landmarking by takeatoor April 4, 2015
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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