lolliologist 

Apparently, this is someone who studies how to make the "perfect" lollipop. May also be referred to as the most pointless job position in the world!

"A person who is a master at making lollipops, it isn't something you can learn in school!"

Hey, did you see that episode of "Unwrapped" where the chick presented herself as a lolliologist?

lolliologist by Tracy R April 9, 2007

loliologist 

A person who studies lolicon or is an expert in loliology.

Danny wants to be a loliologist when he grows up.

loliologist by Bloopy February 4, 2006

Lolologist 

Someone who has incredible mastery in the sciences of Lolology. Very few lolologists are left, and it is a dangerous field of study. Mostly due to lolitus, a highly contagious illness where people lol so hard they poo their pants repeatedly until they die. Lolology was discovered by Figmund Sreud and later expanded on by famous Lolologist Gregory F. Oppenheimer. Oppenhiemer is credited for being german and discovering the "lol particle".

Stephanie: "so what does phil do?"
Rob: "oh... hes a Lolologist."
Stephanie: "OH WOW A LOLOLOGIST???? I'M GOING TO GIVE HIM ORAL PLEASURE BECAUSE I'M SO IMPRESSED"
Rob: "sigh... i wish i was cool enough to be a Lolologist."
Stephanie: "you're right rob, you're too stupid for that"

Lolologist by Lolologist August 5, 2011

Molliologist 

Someone who specializes in the study of Mollie; and, is diversed in the different ways in which too consume Mollie

I'm the Molliologist.

Molliologist by Ghost the Forgotten One June 14, 2018