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blogdick 

The act of pushing your way into the top few comments in a popular blog by replying to comments already posted. Blogdicking is an attempt to gain more visibility and is widely used by attention whores who can't bear that their comments aren't on the first page.
"That asshole just keeps blogdicking on my blogs. I think I should block his sorry ass."
blogdick by Happy Girl68 April 6, 2007
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Quoted from Myspace Awards Center....

This seems to be the current hot question. You hear it more and more: Blog Dicking.

The act of Blog Dicking or BD (I just made that part up), is essentially cutting in line when posting a comment responding to someone's blog. Let's say there are already 200 comments. You could post like everyone else and be comment number 201, but you'd be way down on page 5, and who's gonna see you there?

So a blog dicker will reply to the first commenter on the first page of comments so that EVERYONE can see their comment. Usually blog dicking is self promotion on someone else's blog. They reply to someone's comment but it has nothing to do with the comment they responded to.

Blog dicking is not replying to someone's comment, even if it just happens to be near the top of the first comments, if you really are responding to what they have commented about. But sometimes people make it look like they are relying to someone's comment when really they are blog dicking by adding something like: Hey come visit my blog it's better!

Bobby Ramone is the first person I ever heard using the term Blog Dicking.
You thought you were second eh? We'll I might just have to blog dick you!
Blog Dick by middle_of_nowhere July 19, 2007
Related Words

blogdiction 

blog + addiction
do i need to say more?

it is a word Kelish from blogtv.com came up with in live discussion with Colson after the famous you tube gathering
man i think i have a serious case of blogdiction. its like i cant get myself off the computer for hours and just keep watching blogtv.com
heeeeelp
blogdiction by Kelish March 12, 2009

blogsick 

A state of withdrawal from blogging or not having internet acsess to view/update weblogs.
After his first week camping, Ian was beginning to feel blogsick.
blogsick by freakball May 16, 2006

Blowdick 

When your dick decides to blow up after handling too much pressure.
Omar: sorry babe, can't perform tonight
Sam: oh shit lov, what happened?
Omar: got me a bad case of blowdick as of last night #yeboyy
Blowdick by tsaltsal June 2, 2018
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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