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models and bottles 

A term of pretension coined by A.J., an investment banker (I-Banker). Though originally used to describe a lavish night on the town with expensive booze and attractive women, this term has been relegated to describing an overly pretentious assclown.
"Dude thinks he's all 'models and bottles' because he likes throwing his money around with overpriced call-girls."
models and bottles by mdl39 February 29, 2008
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Models and Bottles 

A term used to describe a nightclub that is less about music and dancing and more about schmoozing and climbing the social ladder. These nightclubs often place a high emphasis on bottle service, which brings in large amounts of revenue; do not feature much underground dance music, instead relying mostly on pop hits and well-known dance names; and often require a dress code, enforced by bouncers who reject "undesirable" patrons at their often arbitrary discretion.
"I don't like New York's club scene anymore; it's all models and bottles now. If you want to go dancing, I know where there'll be a good rave this weekend."
Models and Bottles by Elah806 February 17, 2013

models and bottles 

To go out and party in style, with good location, good company, the proper balance of high quality guys and girls, and no expenses spared.
Prepare to go long and strong tonight, 'cause the guys wanna roll full models and bottles!

bottles and models 

A way to describe a party that was popin and also had many fine ladies
That party was straight bottles and models all night! So many fine bitches
bottles and models by 10inchesdeep February 22, 2015
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026