Pennsylvania Pull Out
A driving technique utilized with frustrating frequency within the state of Pennsylvania. It consists of the following elements:
1.) The driver being pulled out in front of must have no cars behind him for any appreciable distance.
2.) The driver pulling out must wait until the oncoming driver must slow down to avoid hitting the driver pulling out.
3.) The driver pulling out must do so with urgency that suggests his or her genitalia is on fire, or something else of vast importance.
4.) The driver must then proceed to drive at a speed 5 to 10 miles below the posted speed limit (in obvious disregard of the flaming genitalia that required them to pull out in front of you like a cheetah on crack).
Often, any display of frustration with the above incident will garner a one finger salute, brake check, complete stop or some other maddening form of road raging inducing idiocy.
1.) The driver being pulled out in front of must have no cars behind him for any appreciable distance.
2.) The driver pulling out must wait until the oncoming driver must slow down to avoid hitting the driver pulling out.
3.) The driver pulling out must do so with urgency that suggests his or her genitalia is on fire, or something else of vast importance.
4.) The driver must then proceed to drive at a speed 5 to 10 miles below the posted speed limit (in obvious disregard of the flaming genitalia that required them to pull out in front of you like a cheetah on crack).
Often, any display of frustration with the above incident will garner a one finger salute, brake check, complete stop or some other maddening form of road raging inducing idiocy.
If that moron up there does a Pennsylvania Pull Out, when nobody is behind me, I may run him into the nearest ditch.
Pennsylvania Pull Out by P. Fanelli December 15, 2008
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