the Whitehead

The act of releasing semen into a rubber, then squeezing the aforementioned cum towards the closed end of the condom. Aim the little tip at your woman's face while squeezing until the condom breaks and the cum bursts onto her face like a zit onto a mirror. Also known as delayed bukaki.

I love giving Steph the Whitehead.

the Whitehead by modernman March 29, 2007

The Whitebearded Confessors 

The worst band ever, they fell off since Greenscape. All they do is combine low quality recordings with samples from GarageBand, such cheap production that this band might as well be an elaborate practical joke started with two people over a filipino beer song...

The name origin is even more trash... White Bearded CONFESSORS???? WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN??? YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT THESE PEOPLE DIDN'T TAKE COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF DRUGS WHILE MAKING THAT TITLE???? THE CORRELATION BETWEEN A CHARACTER FROM ONE PIECE AND A FREAKING SONG NAME IS NON EXISTENT!!! THEREFORE, THIS BAND IS TRASH!!!! I COULD WRITE A 30 PAGE UNIVERSITY-LEVEL ESSAY ON HOW THIS BAND IS A THREAT TO OUR SOCIETY!!!!

actually The Whitebearded Confessors are pretty good

The Whitebearded Confessors by wbc fan February 18, 2024