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Techno Ninja 

A myhthical, probably asian or specifically japanese, man that came from another dimension to inflict terror on two men. One man was completely oblivious to the Ninja, but he eventually causes the demise of him by pushing him out a window. The other man thwarts the attacks of the ninja, one method by pwning him in the face with a gate. The ninja's abilities include smoke teleportation and randomness.
Dude, did you see "Return of the Techno Ninja" yet? I heard the Techno Ninja dies.
Techno Ninja by Fei Hong Chan III January 28, 2005
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The above description is accurate only to a point. It is clearly referencing the period of time known is PCN or Pre Chuck Norris. These silly fools were no match for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris Killed the remaining ninja by sneezing on him. The blast blew the ninjas flesh off his bones. Then check went back to the dimension these silly fools came from and stayed there until his cold was over.. There were no survivors.

Since This time Chuck Norris has been refferd to by the people of asie as the last great techno ninja.
Yo Jack this kung foo movie is dope but these fools aint no techno ninjas!

Yea these bitches cant handle the truth!
techno ninja by Steve Norris March 22, 2007

techno-ninja-mommas 

noun. Saavy customer support personnel that usually work from home and for the most part are PT Moms that have become unbelievably bored at home and wish to join the workplace, but still have kids to shuttle back and forth. As a result, they are working part time usually in customer support that allows them to coordinate their hours between child issues
Man, the techno-ninja-mommas gave me fine support,probably because they don't have to deal with their kids for that one moment and are talking to an adult for the first time today. Not to mention they were probably in their pajamas
techno-ninja-mommas by PDGreen March 25, 2008
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026