shrobbery 

Theft of potted plants or shrubs.

Suspects are charged with shennanigans, public urination and three counts of shrobbery.

shrobbery by Honest Ed March 13, 2007

shroomery 

The coolest website and community ever.

9 out of 10 ninjas prefer the shroomery over zen meditation and death from the shadows.

shroomery by Shroom-ism January 8, 2004

shroomery 

An area dedicated to growing mushrooms; a mushroom farm.

A shroomery is similar to a plant nursery where edible and medicinal varieties of fungi are grown instead of plants.

If you turn an empty room into a shroomery, you can grow your own mushrooms.

shroomery by shroomee March 29, 2020

shrubber 

A person who arranges, designs and sells shrubberies.

King Arthur: "Did you say shrubberies?"

Roger the Shrubber: "Yes, shrubberies are my trade. I am a shrubber. My name is Roger the Shrubber. I arrange, design, and sell shrubberies."

shrubber by MusP July 6, 2011

SHRUBBERY

A form of plant. Not too big or expensive.

"You must bring us... A shrubbery!"

SHRUBBERY by Juke March 25, 2004

Slobbery Long John

Also known as "Slobbery Long Jawn".

After receiving a blow job from a girl on the top bunk of bunk beds, the act of jumping down to the ground in such a way that your slobbery, erect penis slaps the person occupying the bottom bunk in the face.

Now you are really gonna get it... I was only going to shroom slap you, but now I'm going to give you a slobbery long john!

Slobbery Long John by Rampaging Lumberjack September 29, 2009

Shrubbery

An unreasonable request added to a task by someone who wishes you to fail. From the Monty Python "Knights who say Ni" sketch.

Bob: "In order to convince me that global warming is real, you will have to show that all temperatures everywhere on the globe are setting records at all times."

Bill: "Uh huh. Would you like a Shrubbery as well?"

Shrubbery by Al Benedict June 28, 2013