meatshed

The casting off or falling of flesh from the body.

Robber: (While unsheathing sword) Empty all of the safes and give me all the cash or I'll have to be gettin' to slicin' off some of them hands!

Bank Teller: (Puts hands up in air) No No No sir, that won't be necessary I'll be fetchin' the money presently, you know, we don't want no meatshed sir!

meatshed by Danny Klingaman March 12, 2007

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Kevin's Meatshed

A meatshed owned by Kevin where he will handle your meat and deliver some nice packages of meat.

Guy 1: Hey you want to catch some lunch, maybe hook up with some chicks tonight?

Guy 2: I'm fine, I just came from Kevin's Meatshed.

Kevin's Meatshed by BNaae October 23, 2011

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Related Words

meatshed • Kevin's Meatshed • meatshell • meatshelly

Meatsheets

Bedsheets that have been covered in so much semen, that they are now more protein than cloth.

Little Jimmy was so lonely that he could cook his meatsheets like a steak

Meatsheets by Girthiest February 13, 2017

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meatshell

A nickname for people named Michelle.
Also known as a combination of some meat and a shell

Others: Hey Meatshell!
Meatshell: Hmm, you got my name wrong, it should be Michelle!
Others: But it pronounces the same, I don't see the difference

Michelle aka Meatshell: You can call me both if you want, duh!
Others : Meatshell Meatshell Michelle Mwahahahahah What a lovely nickname !
Michelle aka Meatshell: Stop it guys, I know it sound gorgeous (fake eye roll)
Others: Oops~
Michelle aka Meatshell : Just kidding, How I love this nickname ! You guys are geniuses !!!

meatshell by Moominvalley_monkeys_arale_lov December 27, 2017

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meatshelly

Meatshell plus y

Meatshelly🥩🐚
Whoop whoop!

meatshelly by Moominvalley_monkeys_arale_lov January 31, 2018

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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