Doghand

Noun: A sex act when a man or woman makes the shape of a dog shadow puppet with their hand and sexually stimulates a woman:

-The pinky enters anally
-The ring, middle, and index fingers penetrate vaginally
-The thumb stimulates the clitoris

Adverb: the manner of fingering during sexual intercourse as described above.

Adjective: He wanted to doghand Alisha.

I layed Laura on her back and gave her the doghand. She loved it so much that she orgasmed twice!!

Doghand by R-wonder February 18, 2007

Dogcandy 

A ratchety large female who seems to only attract desperate fat guys and tweekers.

As she squeezed into her dress that was clearly too small for her huge ass, her friend grimaced and thought "Damn! There's a perfect piece of dogcandy!"

Dogcandy by Rhiannon Moonshadows June 18, 2017

Dogband 

When you're so single that you're basically married to your dog.

"Yo you need to get a real man you weirdo, a dogband doesn't count"

Dogband by Bicc Boi Wang February 4, 2018