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ticklerape 

The act of tickling someone, who is often restrained, without stopping, even when they beg for mercy.
"Stop...STOP..tickleraping me!"

"Your Boyfriend tickleraped me. He left bruises on my ribs"
ticklerape by tickleraped June 21, 2011

TicketRaper 

A multi-national conglomerate event ticket seller that forcefully extracts money from its victims. A monopoly on par with Carnegie's Standard Oil, TicketRaper has avoided trust-busting only by making hefty campaign contributions to politicians.

See also: ticketbastard, ticketmaster
Ten dollars for a ticket! I'm there. Buy! Okay, eight dollar service fee... twelve dollar processing fee? six dollar printing fee? I already hit buy! Wait, now it's asking me to bend over--AAAUGH! AUUGH! TICKETRAPER!
TicketRaper by McSnizzSnazz September 21, 2010