Mambo-king: To intentionally miss the vaginal opening and shove the dick into her butt when she doesn't expect it, while drinking Bacardi. The epitome of multi-tasking.
Yo, I mambokinged the bitch last night - my Bacardi and coke almost fell off her fat ass when I was plowin it from behind. I mean, the ice cubes kept fallin out and she was gettin all mad, so I put my dick in her ass and made her cry.
by bitter guy February 12, 2007