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theme park whales

Those ridiculously fat people who hang around in theme parks or amusement parks, even though they can't possibly fit on the rides. Often surounded by their calfs, those babies too young to enjoy any of the rides. Basically, they have no purpose there other than to wait in long lines for food.
Look out, Bob! It's a pod of theme park whales!
by krazyglu February 12, 2007
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