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Swoonbat 

An incredibly attractive woman who has the hots for tall men dressed in black suits, preferably accessorized with blue ties. Swoonbats generally like to bite their victims on the neck but are rarely dangerous. They merely nibble when given the chance. Swoonbats may or may not be tattooed with the symbol of a bat. They also have a strange predilection for watching Congressional hearings.
The Swoonbat sidled up to the handsome senator BATTing her eyelashes and trying to cop a feel of his pretty, blue tie.
Swoonbat by Swooner December 14, 2008
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spoonbation 

When one vigorously shoves a spoon repeatedly up ones vagina and/or anus
Elizabeth: I totally spoonbated last night

April: you what?
Beth: when you shove a spoon up there and masturbate???

April: oh....
Beth: yeah spoonbation!
spoonbation by Ginacharles0412 February 28, 2018
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Evolves from Woobat when you love it enough. (I mean it has a heart on it, what did you expect) Basically is a poor mans Golbat, but its still really cool.
Person 1: Do you like Golbat?

Person 2: Yeah, but I prefer Swoobat.

Person 1: Weirdo.
Swoobat by yumutwo. April 11, 2022
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026