noncery

1. Noncery is a term used for pedophillia. It is the process, or act of noncing. Also see nonce.

2. Noncery is also a non-swearing version of wankerism, or twatting. They are words used to describe someone who takes part in being a wanker or a twat. Also see wanker and twat.

That guy is obsessed with utter noncery.

noncery by Julio Von Janitor January 31, 2007

Noncery

Committing an act that is a bit sus around children or underage people. Being a nonce (pedophile).

That is some pure noncery from Jeremy .

Noncery by Vexotic__ February 4, 2021

Noncery

So basically lads noncery is a nonce acting like a nonce and way more noncy than you thought they were. E.g. A thot who is trying to send you shrek nudes and her own nudes and is clearly being a nonce and if you can’t tell then you are a nonce committing noncery

Ay don’t try send nudes to me stop being a nonce you thot I’m afraid you are going to have to be imprisonded for noncery

Noncery by Thot d3stroyer November 8, 2018

Noncery

Actions that are considered to which be considered noncey

Quit this noncery

Noncery by Wanglechild December 11, 2020

noncerino 

An amazing person who catches nonces pedos

Cre4tor is a noncerino

noncerino by Cre4tor November 6, 2020

Noncey 

A word used to describe a paedophile of children.
commonly used in R.E lessons.

'Who's a noncey?'

Noncey by Willy Moogam May 1, 2010

noncervative

(Pronounced Non - ser - va - tive)

A white middle aged conservative that talks about wanting to “protect the children”, though they more than likely have a spouse back at home that’s like 12 years old and go online pretending to be a minor in order to either tell children (who ya know, are the ones they’re supposed to be “protecting”) that don’t fit their standards to kermit sewerslide, or to get underage users (mostly girls) to send them nudes because they can’t get bitches in real life. Also known to hate women and non white people.
In short, they only care about kids if it means they can do or say gross shit to them and use the word of God thinking it will give them a free pass for doing so. If you see someone like this in real life, hide your kids and hide your wives because chances are, they will come after them.

Person A: Did you hear that Person C was found with child pr0n on his hard drive?
Person B: What? But he’s a conservative, he said he tries to help kids!
Person A: No man, that’s a noncervative! His wife is 16 years old and he treats her like a slave, claiming it’s all “in the name of God”.
Person B: Whoa ew, in that case I’m keeping my kids and wives away from that weirdo.

noncervative by FConsiestbh July 19, 2023