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EMO CUNTS 

The slang used by those older people who have actually lived, since become inebriated, and have located some surly, pretentious and unfathomably stupid bourgeois sprogs on the way home.
Emo 1; i have to live without seeing Pashmina for a fortnight. i may very well kill myself'.
Emo 2: my heart breaks for you my epicene friend.
twenty-something drunk who has to work in the morning; shut the fuck up you snivelling Emo cunts!!
EMO CUNTS by Max Biggins January 30, 2007
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emo cunt 

An Emo cunt is one who thinks they have it so tough. Guess what prick...it's called life!!. You sad fucking cunt- get a life and grow the fuck up you fucking fuck head.

You will ususally find these people will have dyed hair, black trousers and seem (socially) very insecure. Think again-these people are hard core emo fags .

They usually come from neat middle class backgrounds and through puberty they have felt the need to rebel. They like to be proud of the fact they are bi-sexual (and very comfortable i.e. "I've been bi since i was like 6"), talk all the fucking time about My Chemical Romance and/or other feacal matter.

They will also tend to self harm...who cares?! Bring on the Emo holocaust!!!!

Fuckin' fags!
Emo1: "xXx You.swear.all.the.time.Its like you hate everyting you know.life would be so much better if people like you would relax xXx."

Me (or any other normal person): Shut the fuck up you dickhead Emo cunt.
emo cunt by Anti-Emo Army Member September 21, 2008
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Emo Cunt 

|Adjective| Emo Cunt.
1. Used to describe lazy, low-life pieces of shit who think life is hard
2. Shitcunts who think listening to shit music and cutting their wrists makes them cool.
3. Stupid cunts that have dyed black hair and black clothes.
4. A fag.
1. Fuck sake, i hate Jack, he's such a lazy, low-life Emo Cunt.
2. Sharon is listening to that shitty music again, i noticed she slit her wrists too. She is such an Emo Cunt!
3. Lilly is always wearing black clothes, and she's died her fucking hair black now too, she is such an Emo Cunt.
4. That homo Jose is such an Emo Cunt!
Emo Cunt by M468 March 24, 2008
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026